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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021
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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
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Gargatoe

A Philosophy which believes that Big Brother from the famous George Orwell novel 1984 represents Gargamel from The smurfs and that Winston Smith from 1984 is Papa Smurf. Branches of the theory also picture Jeff Bezos as Big Brother and Bill gates as Papa Smurf there are more sub branches of the philosophy such as new identities and the idea that the two figures are in love.
Amigo 1: dude have you heard about the Gargatoe philosophy
Amigo 2: What dude, no
Amigo 1: well I suggest you learn some more about it dude its real legit stuff, you hear me?
by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) November 16, 2021
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Garg

The new illness everyone is getting on college campuses after losing natural immunity during the Covid-19 quarantine. Blanket term for anything from the common cold to a sinus infection. Identified by coughing or sneezing in class accompanied by an assurance that you don’t have covid.

also

A trap for the friend who is too intelligent to fall for the simple deez nuts joke
Student 1: *coughs loudly and inhales through stuffy nose*

All students: *look over in fear*

Student 1: “I swear I dont have covid.”

or

Student 1: “Hey did you hear that the garg is going around again”

Student 2: “What’s garg?”

Student 1: “Garg-le deez nuts!!!”
by Dr3w42 November 19, 2021
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Gargeya

That guy is an absolute gargeya!
by DotToDaMoon November 22, 2021
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Gargee

She is one who makes anyone awkward
It's just a gargee thingy
by Peachypeach_z November 23, 2021
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Gargee

A girl who doesn’t give a shit to anyone. I think that’s all.
by Deepak kalal November 26, 2021
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