Pillsbury Fruitcup

The act of using various fruits all at the same time to pleasure yourself or another person passionately. All holes of the body must be filled.

Dude, I just gave myself a pillsbury fruitcup!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!

by The Master Of All Things Fruit September 25, 2010

oyster fruit

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013

fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.

I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!

by Em1710 August 3, 2006

Fruintiquo

It means a fruity man who likes to eat fruit

guy 1: hey you know what I am, a Fruintiquo
guy 2: but thats not what my uncle edarious said

by Rruempatrummp May 11, 2019

fruitcatch

Game, a contest to see who can get a proposition for gay sex first.

Hey, nice to see you here in Oahu! Let's go play some fruitcatch.

by mekskwpm October 5, 2008

fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .

by theotherone May 3, 2009

Fruit - "E" - Wrap

A "fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up" wrapped around ones johnson, leaving room around the head for a fruity treat. Might I warn you, this often lead to a fruit explosion...

1. I finished the night off by giving her a tasty bedtime snack as I let her fiest on an "Fruit - "E" - Wrap". She could taste the rainbow as she guzzled on the exotic waterwall
2. All way to the droopy plums as she helped herself to an all you can eat "Fruit - "E"- Wrap"

by Toga Yoga November 25, 2010