frestreesio

term used for a stupid white girl,retarded guy,or both genders

me:cede is such a frestreesio
hman5:dude u think so?

by trick the stick August 3, 2007

Flextascene

When You Are Very Or Irregularly Flexable, Alot Like Plastercine.

Wow That Girls Like Flextascene

by scream.aim.FIRE! January 30, 2008

fret monkey

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down

"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009

Fext

A food related multimedia text message.

Dan just fexted me his lunch at Al's Beef. It looked disgustingly delicious.

by chomiak April 13, 2010

Fexting

Fexting is a portmanteau of Feet and Texing. It's like sexting but for people who have a fetish about feet. They send and receive photos by text of feet.

Person 1: I think Jim and Sue have a weird relationship, they were texting photos of their feet all evening?

Person 2: Ah, they were fexting!

by Ivor Fortose May 8, 2011

freetiquette

Etiquette that should be used at free events, such as not going for seconds before others have had firsts or leaving a generous tip.

Freelancer: We should leave $10 in the tip jar before we leave.

Freegan: Why?
Freelancer: We each had our two free drinks, the bar tender is working like crazy with all these people here. It's good freetiquette.

by the18thcenturyfox July 26, 2011