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Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.
Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!
"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"
by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018
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Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.
Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.
by Carl H.... October 12, 2007
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Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick
look at that floater lets poke him!
by gps93 November 24, 2009
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cherry float

When you have sex with a virgin girl on a water bed.
"Last night i had myself one hell of a cherry float!"
by SkittleSkiTzO September 8, 2005
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floating bank

To be in possession of a copious sum of money (bare notes)
1. Jermaine's floating bank. He's gotta sink them notes.

2. Niggas floating bare bank
by Jamal Watson January 21, 2009
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floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise
by John Assman July 8, 2009
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