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DON'T FLOP

Cringe, unfunny, boring, controlling little pussyholes with no creative talents. The sooner they delete the pile of shit channel the better.
Don't do that, it is highly off putting and makes you look like a Don't Flop battler
by Somebodyreal October 29, 2020
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Flip flop

When two gay men take turns during anal sex.
"Hey babe, I was thinking if we could flip flop today..."
"You should have warned me beforehand! I had two burritos!"
by Knowledge Incarnate April 11, 2020
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Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.
"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"
by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009
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Piss Flops

worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma
She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!
by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020
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Flop Doggin

My roommate is always flop doggin so watch out when you come over.

After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.

I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Fish Flop

Last night after getting baked I had the best Fish Flop.
by Hylogenous February 15, 2018
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Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
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