What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the If it ain't Baroque, don't fix itmug. When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
by kajoe June 16, 2011
Get the You can't fix douchemug. by Urban-dee September 10, 2009
Get the fixed-gear bicycle queermug. a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
Get the flex tape can't fix thatmug. Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy
by BadComputer August 28, 2023
Get the I Can Fix Hermug. I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
by BadComputer August 30, 2023
Get the I Can Fix Hermug. Bitch you cant (Trust me i tried). So go back to your room, catch up on all your missed Netflix Shows and cry (with some junk food... and maybe a dog. YOU CANT FIX YOUR LIFE. LIFE IS LIFE AND I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :) (actually crying inside) :(
by sad???????? July 18, 2018
Get the how to fix your lifemug.