filter feeding

the act of collecting urine in a cup and then squatting below the vagina of a female with a crab infestation in her pubic hair. The female will then proceed to slowly pour the urine down her stomach area until it trickles though the infested bush, the ‘filter feeder’ will be waiting mouth agape to collect the lice+urine solution until either the mouth is full or cup is empty, the point in which they will subsequently follow

‘mate this bird i was with the other night was up for some nasty shit, she had me filter feeding at the end of her bed’

by the filter feeder February 10, 2025

Rose filter

My brother is a moron and he thinks this is a proper phrase

I am a moron with a rose filter

by Alberto CG August 04, 2019

rose filter

My brother is a moron and he thinks that this is a saying

I'm a moron , rose filter

by Alberto CG August 04, 2019

Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter

Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Social Filter

something my autistic depressed piece of shit self needs

Person 1: the fuck did that son of a bitch just say to me
Person 2: bro has absolutely no social filter that was insensitive as fuck

by southparkn64player March 18, 2023

filtered

A pejorative term typically used by 4chan users on the Video Games board to indicate the subject has been victim of a casual filter. It is typically used facetiously to call someone bad at a game as an insult. Can be used in other contexts, e.g. calling oneself bad at the game.

See also "casual filter"; "skill issue"

-"Game is fun when you don't get insta-killed by some random enemy off-screen at the end of your run"
-"Filtered"

-"Hey guy this game filtered me pretty hard, can someone offer me tips so I can stop being trash?"

by Extimous July 24, 2023