Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person

Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human

by Genzar December 30, 2018

fertaholic

when you’re addicted to eating fertilizer like that old lady from stranger things

yooo bro what’s wrong with her why she eating all that fertilizer???

don’t worry man, she’s just a fertaholic!

by ajbsjanqvs July 4, 2019

Fertiliser

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019

Ferogitive

Im a girl who always uses the term my perogitive....i love frogs.. and i was catching a frog and my boyfriend said i supose you think its your ferogitive to keep it or let it go and i said yes. I love it thats my word now.

Just like perogitive. Its my ferogitive. My ferogitive to keep it or let it go.

by Ferogative1975 December 28, 2019

feretocracy

a government composed of the hoarders and shut-ins who survived.

Mark: whatever happened to the oligarchy?
Jesus: it's more like a feretocracy now.

by Antionette Villanova April 13, 2020

Ferocious Penis Fart

A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas

I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop

by Dickens In your mother June 21, 2020

Fert

1 a bootleg ferb from phineas and ferb.

2 a swearword that can only be said under a tree and by girls. if boys say it they will get implode.

3 a word used to summon a demon of any sort.

hey fert, i know what we're gonna do on this morning under a tree and our missing platypus distracts me once again! where could he have gone?

hey bro, FERT! *demonic screeching*

fert fertty fert fert FOORRP

by FunkyFairMonkey June 26, 2020