Fence Fairy

A racist name for an illegal mexican.

Person 1: Dude you're such a retard!
Person 2: Fuck off you fence fairy!

by lifesuxs March 3, 2010

pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006

on the fence

being unable to decide

victoria is on the fence over elliott and tommy.

by victoria loves me December 25, 2009

Felcher

A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.

Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.

by Jade Cryingwolf September 28, 2007

felch waffler

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.

Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.

by Meekis February 15, 2005

felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

jump the fence

To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.

Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006