Fartknocker

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

fartknocker

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

by Fine James April 10, 2006

farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

farrukh

Farrukh is like having the "Look At Me Syndrome" which is a mental obsessive/compulsive disorder characterized by persistent and unremittant talking about oneself and desperate bids for attention and/or fame.Its a person who tries to sound cool by issuing statements in disagreement with the popular lifestyle and sticks by them eg Ufone is good
A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good qualities.His self portrait adorns every wall in their own abode. A legend in their own mind

A very farrukh boy : “I'm not farrukh, I'm just awesome”

man did u hear what he just said
what
sunita marshall is hot
man..what a farrukh!

by qwer September 23, 2006

Fartknocker

Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.

"Chris says he is a Redskins fan but he is rooting for the Cowboys.. What a fartknocker!"

by just1man September 19, 2012

farkas

Weed

man, farkas.

by freakieieieieieie102 January 27, 2009

fark

an uncommon expletive used to display anger due to unfortunate circumstances

"Fark!"

by Billy Bob August 28, 2003