Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Farm Boys

A farm boy is a boy who is really nice with a good heart that just never gets the chance to prove themselves.

The Farm Boys were always single.

by Annoyedstepson2004 March 25, 2019

farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 25, 2009

Compliment Farm

Post or thread on social media created solely to garner positive attention and validation. Often these "compliment farms" will pose under the guise of vulnerable or marginalized individuals seeking help or support. These "compliment farmers" will pretend to suffer from real issues or dilemmas, such as body dysmorphic disorder, to inspire agreements, head pats (and OF link views) from their audience.

Q: "Awww man this girl posted in /r/amiugly and she is maybe a 10/10. Isn't that sad?"
A: "Its probably a compliment farm - look at her post history."
Q: "Yea, im seeing some thirstrappyness here. Belongs in /r/ValidateMe"

by /u/UrbanSombrero August 14, 2023