Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date
I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.
by Lucolas May 20, 2016
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farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.
You're just farming likes.
by frabrizio September 15, 2016
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Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.
Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.
by The change machine June 18, 2014
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farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."
by aks621 September 26, 2009
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Animal Farm

Quite simply the best book ever written. Tells the story of lord and saviours Old Major, Squealer, and Napoleon the pig. Based on the Russian Revolution the book beautifully illustrated the stupidity of humans quite accurately. Not only was it successfully as a sacred text, but there was a cinematic masterpiece of a film. Quite simply a holy and reverent novel that fuels society to press forward and changed the world.
Stephen: Animal Farm is a sacred text, I think it should be the new bible.

Tyler: I concur this book illustrates and changes my life completely

Both: All hail Napoleon
by Hctibtignirb March 22, 2018
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Farm to nut

When something is fresh af or straight to the source
Person 1: “Yo you try clam chowder?”
Person 2: “Hell Yeah Man! That shit straight farm to nut
by Orbit69 September 17, 2023
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Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.
That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!
by Scott Coombes July 05, 2006
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