farmington

the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.

believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.

by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004

flarbing

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

by big pito October 21, 2011

Post farming

(verb) The act of particapating in or creating a post farm.

(adj.) Associated with post farms or post farmers.

(verb)
Person 1: That new guy is answering every single topic, but not really saying much.

Person 2: He's probably just post farming.

(adj.)
That post farming noob!

by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009

farmingdale

a town in which after destoying the rival town of Massapequa, go home and fuck Pequa's women

After Farmingdale won the Nassau County Chanpionship, they went home and ran train on the Massapequa cheerleaders.

by kiefer March 20, 2005

farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011

farming simulator 2013

A game almost entirely based on getting tractors stuck in trees and glued together, there is no escape from the magnetism of other tractors. Some of the main aims of the game is to actually figure out how to feed cows and/or carry a refrigerator with a front loader. Oh, also there's something to do with planting seeds. I think you also have to harvest them.

Person 1: I just found a game in the bin!
Person 2: what game?
Person 1: Farming Simulator 2013
Person 2: why does that not surprise me?

by resoplast February 14, 2015