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buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!
by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017
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Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.
If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.
by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018
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ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it
by yymane January 22, 2022
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Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it
Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial
by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019
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Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting
Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.
by agentAK October 16, 2016
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Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.
Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial
by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021
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Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
I need to do some facial dusting
by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011
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