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Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019
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the cody facial

when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
The cody facial is when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
by Hary P. Niss February 23, 2008
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Marrakesh facial

It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
by Facialist2022 November 11, 2022
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Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.
Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial
by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021
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Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
I need to do some facial dusting
by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011
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Seafood Facial

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.
by snatch_master December 28, 2011
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Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting
Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.
by agentAK October 16, 2016
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