by Hary P. Niss February 24, 2008
The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
by flamboyant_filip March 09, 2011
by Brometheus Bear December 28, 2015
by Therealestwordz January 20, 2018
Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 17, 2014