"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
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Get the Philly facial mug.The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
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Get the Yogurt Facial mug.A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.
Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial
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Get the Bukkake facial mug.Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
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