Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting

Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.

by agentAK October 16, 2016

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

Racial Facial

An event where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white or caucasian woman's face

Let's give that white bitch a taste of our racial facial boys

by Zsix-Rendering September 19, 2022

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it

Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial

by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019

Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.

Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial

by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021