Fortnite

A fucking stupid game that people ages 5-18 play when they have no social life or girlfriend. They spend hours on the game, trying to get a Victory Royale, not understanding that no one gives a fat fuck that they won one stupid game. Its the ultimate condom, no fortnite player will get a girlfriend.

Dude I just discovered Fortnite!!!

Dude... we cant be friends. good luck fucking over your life

by Yeetinator69 August 4, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite is a game that losers play. It involves running around and shooting other losers with guns.

Do you play Fortnite?
Yeah.

ASSHEAD

by Nerdy McNerdster January 31, 2020

fortnite

epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*

WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MMMMMMMHHHH

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Fortnite

The dumbest and worst game in history. Teenagers usually play this and annoy the shit out of everyone by bragging how they got a “Victory Royale”.

Person 1: Guess what, I got another Victory Royale on Fortnite!

Person 2: Ok, no one cares...

by TheAwesomeGT1 June 3, 2019

Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

Fortnite

Trash

Trash and fortnite are the same thing

by Peppa123 October 12, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019