LOTION EXPLOSION

When you use so much lotion it's an explosion. If you know what I'm saying. 😏

Samanathas daddy had a lotion explosion.

by BananaApples creator of fruit October 7, 2018

Explosion poop

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.

Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.

by someone else. May 30, 2018

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

cheese explosion

When u fart and a shit ton of feta cheese comes out ya asshole

Hey i just had a cheese explosion

by Thatsniggainthetrashcan March 26, 2017

Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

Shameful Explosion

Jerking off and nutting while your sibling or friend is in the bed next to you

The other night I couldn't help myself even tho my aunt was sleeping in the bottom bunk. When I finished, it was just such a shameful explosion

by Toeesss December 5, 2017

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016