Non existent

Non existent or for you, the person reading this your dad but anyway non existent means something that doesn’t exist examples: dad,father,etc
Joe:my car is non existent

Candice:mine too
by I ate your parents August 21, 2021
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 04, 2019
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Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"

Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."

The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"

Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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La Calle no existe

La Calle no existe
La Calle no existe
by Real Alberto July 23, 2022
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Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.
by crystalusesdiscord February 15, 2022
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