Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.
by Bitcheugene November 24, 2021
Has a sense of humour most people don't. Is usually caring and protective towards people he cares for. Treasure friendships alot. Drawn to tattoos. Talkative and approachable. Usually capable in what they're doing, and well loved by others. Can be stubborn at times. Generous with people he cares for.
Let's all be a Eugene
by C.R.K.LKL November 22, 2021
You are a Eugene you talk too much
by Raise your yayaya January 08, 2025
Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.
Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.
by Baggy pants February 01, 2020
Person who is seen as cringeworthy but deep down miss understood by society. Would never hurt a soul and would have an abundance of love for those who get to know him. (Ps usually has a huge cock)
by jomel the fag November 21, 2021
by Udic people June 23, 2023
Eugene is a butt-licking cat who loves licking his own butt. Eugene usually eats funky foods, so he's a funky cat.
by Dankmemesolioli August 05, 2022