Ethan

weird and funny good sens of humor. But Extremely Ugly

Ethan is amazing.

by illuminatiX0002 September 18, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is one of those guys you get attached to really quick. He’s very kind and loving. If he makes a promise he does everything he can to keep it. If you need something he will be there for you no matter what he’s going through himself. He’s funny, charming, handsome, sweet, kind, and so much more. You will grow to love him very much and try your best to stay by his side. He will be weird with you and act stupid but he knows how to be responsible when he has to. He will become your favorite person and you’ll never truly forget him.

Ethan helped me cheer up when I was upset.

by Derpy.krys September 28, 2019

Ethan

A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Anyone: wot did u do last weekend?
Ethan: stay inside and didn't see the sun

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan has a huge cock. It’s long and slim just so it could slip in slick and shady. Ethan is funny

Ethan- Hey Ladies!!!
Ladies- Omg Big Cock Ethan!

by Yo Boy Mama Joe 69 cool boy January 9, 2020

Ethan

Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group

Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain

by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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by Rakis April 1, 2020