energy exchange

Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.

The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.

The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.

Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.

Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.

AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.

cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
by TechnoHippie August 30, 2015
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energy rape

When playing an energy transfer game like Zip Zap Zop McPheeters or Electricity, when someone takes your energy without passing it on.
Deanne energy raped me while we were playing Zip Zap Zop McPheeters.
by starreyes November 18, 2007
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Dragon Energy

A condition characterized by: A tendency toward self-aggrandization; the inability to understand and to state the truth; nonsensical public ranting; uncontrollable narcissistic behavior; exploitation of others; delusions of grandeur; borderline intellectual functioning; the inability to form nontransactional relationships with women; the need to draw those around them into their own dysfunctional sphere of influence through social media; and a severe penile inferiority fixation.

Warning: This condition is highly infectious; particularly to those with limited intellectual capacity
We are both dragon energy.
by Pantsuitwarrior April 28, 2018
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Daddy energy

Lesbian 1: middle aged women just have the Daddy Energy
Lesbian 2: oh yesss you are so right 🥺
by Sapphoislovesick January 06, 2021
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Energy Slut

an energy slut is someone who has an extreme addiction to energy drinks.
Dude did you see him chug that monster bfc? He's such an energy slut!
by Monst3r_Cat June 05, 2009
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energy crisis

A media buzzword to refer to speculative bubbles in energy markets, usually oil. Caused by artificial distortions in the market introduced by OPEC manipulating the market, and excessive restrictions on drilling. Not a real crisis.
Remember the gas lines in the last energy crisis?
by 2182 June 15, 2009
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