Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

Ejaculation

Cum

Cum, Ejaculation

by Cum man 3000 September 3, 2019

emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.

Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

ejaculation

this is used basically when u are stressed

ahhhh omg i came this was the best ejaculation.

by voldemort February 2, 2023

Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

Ejaculation

Ejaculation, the process of a Male Body pushing Sperm out of the Penis.

1: I learned about Ejaculation in Sexual Education Class.
2: Boys Ejaculate when something erotic happens to them.

by FECKULOL June 29, 2019