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Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011
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Donut Holin’

A euphemism for anal sex or any sexual activity involving the anus.
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.

She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.

I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.

If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head
"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"
by bestdeffinitions March 17, 2012
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slavainian donut

When you get enough people to fill up all holes in a girls body and cum in all of them.
Slavainian Donut-to fuck a girl in all of her holes.
by Rawisjrb913 July 31, 2009
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dunkin donuts

the high class breakfast establishment that can be found on any and every street corner in massachusetts. if the one on your block happens to be open 24 hours, it's probably where all the high school kids go around midnight to detox before heading home. the butternut donuts are wicked good, but the breakfast sandwiches are a little sketchy, especially when they're on croissants.
dunkin donuts is greater than krispy kreme.
by whatup May 22, 2006
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Hertz Donut

Several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. Meant to sound like hurts, don't it?
That Hertz Donut numbed my muscle.
by Dead Deer July 7, 2006
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roman donut

when your partner slides a donut(glazed preferably)over your member and proceeds to give oral until the donut is completely dissolved.
When my wife was hungry and horny i said, "Hey why not give me a roman donut and save some time."
by Buddy Sanborn December 25, 2005
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