Dolph

A dolph is a catch-all term for someone that delights in fantasy, sci-fi, or nature-related t-shirts.

OMG, look at that dolph in that shirt of a wolf baying at the moon.

Why does the fencing team have so many dolphs on it?

Wow, those star war fans sure are dolphy.

by Dolph lover May 9, 2009

Dolphin fart

A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.

We were listening to the H2O theme song, then Izzy let off a dolphin fart.

by dolphin retard April 5, 2008

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

by Panda daddy June 24, 2006

dolphin-eyes

when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you'd think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.

dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin' the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin', i mean making me want to puke by being so goddamn ugly because they're porpoise people.

by scottymxc June 27, 2008

Air Dolphin

An air dolphin is a person who resembles a common, bottlenose, spotted, dusky or pinknosed river dolphin but being human spends his or her life working in retail.

Hey, have you seen that lad working in that shop in the centre of the retail park? He is a real Air dolphin.

Look at Nick over there ever since he started working at Ted Baker retail outlet hes become a hardcore Air dolphin.

by King of the Quinn July 28, 2009

Three Dolphin Club

An association (probably non-existent) each of whose members has had sex in space, assisted by a third astronaut to keep the two bodies pressed together in zero gravity. (The theory goes that that's how dolphins do it in the water, but several online videos show that no third dolphin is necessary.)

Does that pin with 3 dolphins mean that she has joined the Three Dolphin Club?

by Third Dolphin April 17, 2018