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Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.
In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.
by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 30, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

Some random person on the Pennsauken Football Team whose name totally doesn't have any correlation to any meme at all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

A popular guy named Quandale Dingle has taken over the internet! Quandale Dingle is a real person that plays on a football team. It is unknown if this person owns the youtube channel ticklemytipp (the channel that originally uploads quandale videos), but we do know they are real. Quandale is 419 years old, and has a very complicated family tree.

Oh, btw, speed didnt give him the grand.
Ishowspeed: Yo Quandale. Quandale. I swear on my life that I will give you $1000 dollars if you can name all your cousins.
Speed: Right now. Swear.
Quandale Dingle: All of 'em?
Speed: Yup. Name all your cousins.
QD: Here, I'll name all of 'em right now. I'll name all of 'em right now. Alright hold on..
QD: Steven, Edgar, Diego, Lucy, Kramer, Amelio, Morgan, Cosmos, Solomon, Phil, Joe, Aaron, Jordan, Eugene, Arnold, Gertrude, Tyrone, Jones, *breath* Henry, Kevin, Daniel, Dante, *breath* Steven², Larry, Philip, uh- Joseph, Logan, Kris, James, Jack, Oliver, Jason, Aiden, Mason, Luke, Levi, Cameron, Wyatt, David, Carter, Isaac-
Speed: What the fuck!?
QD: Jaiden, Luca, Thomas, Maverick, *breath* Jo- *laughs* Joshua, Charlie, Miles, Caleb, Griffin *breath* Uh- Jig-a-boo Jones, St-
Speed: Alright, shut up, shut up!
QD: Okay, okay, okay..
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Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018
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Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )
Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van
by Fstd April 28, 2019
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Dingle wonder

When a girl had sex with one man and he cums inside her and then moved to another man and then she disperse the cum into his mouth and he French kisses the other guy as the girl gives a bj to them
Freaky: do you guys want to go to the room and dingle wonder
by Koko Robinson February 25, 2021
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Dingle Punnet

When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.
Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.
by DinglePicker April 29, 2015
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