Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020

dingleberrys and cream

An act in witch someone "creams" on someones dingleberrys

Bro I tried that dingleberrys and cream shit last night AMAZING

by Just a normal 18 year old girl November 25, 2021

Dingleberry

A Parasitic Piece of Shit;Turd That Clings to Your ass hair.

That Dingleberry In My Underpants Was Cleaned Up By My Servant.

by iluvbieber143 November 12, 2011

dingleberries

A small piece of excrement hanging on one of someone's buttock hairs, which will not fall off.

"Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade." (said by Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in the 1978 romantic movie musical "Grease", while some athletes are running laps at Rydell High School's sports field).

by RFJW July 14, 2021

Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole

Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023

Dingleberry

A doo doo chuck that mostly old;elderly people get from not wipin they ass properly

"Im going to check this area for the surgery"

"Eww! Wtf is that a dingleberry!!"

by Rhyrhy12384 April 2, 2017

dingleberries

Balls of hard shit that hangs from ones ass. A real pain to get them off in the shower.

"Fuck, I have dingleberries again? third time this week!"

by ICEFIRE December 21, 2013