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two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.
"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"
by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008
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deerfieldian

Deerfieldian: My dad is so richer/better than yours, and my obnoxiously preppy clothes cost more than your salvation army outfit. And, oh my gosh, your school accepts poor people!

Choatie: You're an asshole
by Ed Shanahan November 12, 2009
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Deerfield

"Did you get in to Choate?"

"No, but I have a few Deerfields lined up."
by Choate Boars!!! September 16, 2005
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deeri

deep+ eery= deeri

a particularly deep, and scary vagina- a pussy that looks to be a daunting task. usually owned by a particularly old and haggard female who has had her fair share of cock over the years. a deeri is a vagina that is almost cave-like in appearance and can often contain small insect or (depending on the size of the vagina) mammalian inhabitants. a deeri or do-re-mi (as is the plural) are saggy creatures that are known to discharge nose-demolishing stenches of the foulest kind. it is widely accepted by experts that do-re-mi are often protected by a thick layer of pubic forest which, frankly, only adds to their infamous creepy nature and revolting odour.
'you dawg, that some wack ass deeeri that girl got on show, she oughta sort that shit owt!'
"man! that deeri smels like grandma!"
"shit! that deeri is grandma!"
"wtf! girl, my cock won't wanna see pussy again after that deeri!"
"dear lord, help! i'm surrounded by do-re-mi!"
"i wandered lonely as a deeri"
"ain't nothing finer than a stinky, saggy, swangin' deeeri. hmmm-mmm"
by the professor of women April 20, 2009
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Deer

Commonly used in Kenton ohio. Always reffering to students that go to Kenton City Schools.
You fucking deer
Stupid deer
Welcome to kenton, home of the deer
by Carlos Mencia Jr. April 27, 2007
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deer fly

Is a small tiny fly that is found in North-West America and Western Canada that has a bite that is worse than a mosquito.
Damn, I'm getting eaten alive by these deer flies!
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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Deer Trench

The act of digging a large hole or trench to bury a deer up to it's neck, in order to torture it.
I tranquilized the deer, put it in a deer trench, and proceeded to starve it and beat it on a daily basis, as it couldn't move to defend itself.
by HAcoreRD January 23, 2009
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