Deez nuts

Best comeback in history.

1.) Hey did you see what happened to Biden?!

BIDEN DEEZ NUTS
AUDIENCE:OHHHHH

2.) Hey what’s your favorite candy?

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

3.) Hey did you see the CD’S I told you about?

SEE DEEZS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by Your mom😐 October 8, 2021

Deez Nuts

The things that all the women like to suck on.

Oh my god, all of these women are on deez nuts!

by SeeTears March 16, 2023

Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

Deez Nuts

A term for DeDeDe-DeNutauis. This term will refer to as YOUR MOM. And if somebody says "Deez" it will mean they are most likely going to say that.

"Deez." "Deez what?" "DEEZ NUTS HA GOT EM!"

by YourMomAt3AM March 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".

Do you know SawCon. SawCon deez nuts!

by Mjan October 31, 2022

Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020