David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 11, 2021

David

a nigga that beats his dick every day

your such a david

by jsvremm November 21, 2021

David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022

David

Easy to manipulate, but won't leave you even if you hurt him. He loves people and wants the best for all, but also struggles with anger. He refuses to get bitter off of anything, and he continues to try and be the best him. He does this in spite of what everyone else thinks of him. He loves anyone, despite what they've done, and wants to be the best he possibly could, even if it means that he is hurting an abnormal amount. He's pretty cool I guess.

David is an easy person to trust, and he also trusts those he loves without any doubt.

by WASAWASAOOHOOH October 8, 2019

David

David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.

Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock

by Terra Reko November 2, 2021

David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020