Dave

Cute, intelligent, never judging, the type of person that will always end up forgiving you no matter what. Thoughtful, charming, lovable, romantic - hes everything a girl could ever want. He never lets anything get him down and always finds positives in the most un-positive situations. Has the sweetest smile and most gorgeous eyes, just thinking about him puts a smile on your face. The one person that means so much to you that you can't imagine life without him.

This guy I met today - hes such a Dave!

by AussieChic12 February 13, 2010

Dave'd out

When you tell someone you'll do something, and then you just don't like a chump.

Dave: "Yeah, John. Let's hang out this weekend."
-weekend-
John: "Dave's not here. He Dave'd out again..."

by xshelboner September 20, 2010

Douche Bag Dave

To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.

Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"

Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?

by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009

the dave chappelle/rick james effect

It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.

Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.

by Cheesebadger March 15, 2005

dave chappelle

greatest comedian on earth, with such skits as "a moment in the life of little john" , "blind white suprimisist" , and " the niggar family"
appears on his show Chappelle's Show at 10:30 wednesdays, on comedy central. extremely funny man

"huuhhh!? DAVID CHAPPELLE????" said lucy. "thats right bitch. honk hoooonk"
-dave chappelle: killing me softly

by brad, MI March 31, 2004

super dave

Super Dave Osborne is the star of a tv show about his life as an "accomplished" stuntman. Often used as a nickname for the ubercool person (only with the first name of David of course)

1. A: Did you catch the Super Dave show last night?
B: Yah did you see when Super D jumpes his bike?

2: Oh look it's Super Dave!!!!!!!

by Ben Smithers May 17, 2008

Daedric

Adj: of or having to do with daedra

Verb: to violate repeatedly with a daedric artifact.

Adj:
Paul: I got a daedric dagger from Mehrunes Dagon last night.
Nathan: Awesome!

Verb:
Nathan: I daedriced your mom last night.
Paul: So not cool man!

by Kitty_Paul January 12, 2013