Cyclist

In Australia, a cyclist is someone who is over privileged with their rights when riding on the roads yet they disregard and ignore everything they're given and constantly get in the way of motor vehicles. Bike lane? Why use that when they can ride in the middle of the road. Don't ride side by side, ride in a single file; it's the law!, yet they ride in groups with multiples side by side. One of the worst kind of communities in Australia for sure.

Why do you think you're better than I? Oh you must be a cyclist.

by AntiCyclist May 2, 2018

Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.

THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011

hit for the cycle

This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:

Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)

"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"

"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."

by badIdeas82 April 21, 2010

cìcles

1. In Turin, Piedmont and Aosta Valley (NW Italy), chewing gum

Berto: Hai un cìcles?
Do you have a chewing gum?

Giaco: No, che sfortuna, l'ultimo che avevo è quello che sto masticando.
No, what a pity, the last I had is the one I'm chewing.

by Uslengh November 7, 2014

Pop-Cycle

The act of rotating a frozen popsicle within another's or your own anus for pleasure or other purposes.

My inner anus is now comfortably chilled thanks to the pop-cycle.

by Hyperandy August 23, 2009

cyclist

A group of people that think all they can do all day is go slow as shit in the middle of the road and then complain when they almost get hit by a car,or they see a "fuck cyclist sticker".

almost beat the shit out of a cyclist this morning

by Fuckcyclist February 26, 2020

cyclist

A cyclist is a lazy cunt who can't be bothered walking, while pretending to be morally superior because they don't drive.

Oh for fuck sake, how many cyclists have I had to try and get past today?

by I Hate Political Correctness November 25, 2019