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cycle-accurate Mormon

One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.
The cycle-accurate Mormon went to his home and hugged his 2 wives and his husband.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
by DelaneyMayMay February 7, 2015
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Monthly Duty Cycle

An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.
Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!

Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?
by Sotally October 14, 2009
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suck my cycle

by Adam (PIMP) August 25, 2003
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2.6 hog cycle

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that is only used by giga-chads and hated on by 5.4 gay fag cycle bozos who can't defend it.
Person 1: Katie is so hot
Person 2: I heard she is dating Chad
Person 1: Of course, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
by Joemamaman November 11, 2021
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social networking sites cycle

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.
John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.
by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013
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teens on a bi-cycle

an lgbtq server that is the horniest environment ever and has like a thousand people just being horny af. its great
person 1 i just joined teens on a bi-cycle discord server, its horny af
person 2(member of teens on a bi-cycle) uwu what do you mean its not horny at all *nuzzles bulgy wulgy*
by save me from this horny hell January 12, 2021
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