Cum

The one and only thing that sluts live for.

The one and only thing I live for

Seamen

Cum is the one thing I live for

by Yeetybois69 February 20, 2019

cumming

to blast sum cum, lanch your children,lose your load,the penis volcano,the pulse of no return,the point of no return,to paint the bowl,to bob untill you throb,the anorexic cock an orgasm followed by a blast of white gold from your drill

i was masturbating all night i had 6 cummings!!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

Cumming

A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.

Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!

Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?

Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.

Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.

Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.

Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?

Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—

Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*

by fotografioj April 2, 2011

Cum

The white shit that comes out of your mans dick after he busts a nut all over your face

Girl: “Cum on my face daddy”
Boy: “ok baby”
Boy: *cums on her face*
Girl: “Fuck!” 😩

by Angeleena the THICC slut October 30, 2019

Cum

Sperm. some white shit that comes out of a dick.

When Ariana sucked Zac's dick, she had cum all over her face.

by kiwistheshit February 1, 2009

Cum

Cum Cum

This is real story.

My girlfriend had sent me a ass pic making me horny.I texted her I was horny and she came over.we started kissing as I yook of her clothes and licker her pussy making her wet..she took in my cock all the way in deepthroating it..then she screamed"put it in me dadyy!!!" And I obeyed i sticked all 14" in there she was screaming and moaning as she had an orgasm.Her beautiful tits bouncing up and down.We cummed in each other 6 times each in 2 hours..

But now I'm single and ready to fuck so who wanna fuck?(wink)

by I'm ready it fuck🍆🍑💦👅🥵🤤 October 8, 2019

Cumming

When your cumming inside of your wife/girlfriend in her house.

Kitty: ohhhhh baby, let's go to my house and have fun? (;
Scottie: ok baby (:
Later on in kitty's house...
Kitty: omg baby keep going and don't fucking stop 😫
Scottie: alright baby! Ahhhhh
Kitty: Scottie Dottie , your almost there don't fucking stop until your inside me.
Scottie: yeah ahhhhhhh baby I'm almost fucking there and so fucking close
Kitty: i know baby ); ahhhhhhhhhh, baby cum inside me now! I want your babies.
Scottie: I'm... I'm.... cumming 😫💧💧!!
Kitty: Ahhhhhhhhh 😫.

by anonymous March 22, 2021