by Doglinction June 8, 2019
Get the Cripplemug. When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
Get the crippled granny crustaceanmug. by pppoopoocheck123456 January 5, 2023
Get the cripple cabmug. When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
by BIG DAX March 6, 2021
Get the Cripple Pissmug. garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
Get the road cripplemug. 
