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dirty courtesy

When you pass gas when your vacuuming out cars and shut the door so your wife or buddy smells your fart.
Leaving the oil change place I smelled something gross. As I looked back at the shop the workers were laughing then I realized it was a Dirty Courtesy. Man Did it smell bad.
by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019
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courtesy nudes

Sending nudes out of the courtesy of your heart.
Dude, my ex sent me courtesy nudes.
by jimmyneutron789 December 28, 2016
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Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018
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Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).
I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.
by SmellyJam November 27, 2021
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Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.
I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.
by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016
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Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.
I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.
by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016
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Courtesy Dick

When a movie or TV show with frequent nudity will throw in a dick scene every once in awhile to appease the female viewers.
BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.
by snail_trail May 12, 2018
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