Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018

full court heave

When you throw the ball from full court and it goes in.

"Yo, I just hit a full court heave in NBA 2K21!"

"Cool!"

by sbdhawar September 11, 2020

Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers”

“Did you see Stephanie today?”

“Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”

by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023