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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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coolsean101

coolsean101 is the most infamous Minecraft hacker of the 21st century, with known accomplices like bennybob157 and ollidp.
Holy shit this guy is so good at cheating!!! Is that coolsean101?
by coolsean101 September 3, 2020
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Coomsoomer

A guy or in rare cases lady who pays way to much for the horny

EA guys who pay 3000$ for onlyfans or who buy bath water etc
The chad called the beta a coomsoomer after he payed 3000 dollars to see the girl once in real life.
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coolsexual

when you are only attracted to super cool people
i like you cause you are cool and i am coolsexual
by joemama6969420696969 May 19, 2021
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Chopsed

Someone putting something in their mouth
What the fuck bruv why you chopsed my drink for
by Battylickah2000 March 25, 2022
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cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.
"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."
by gobbler945 October 6, 2023
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stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump
Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!
by LPrk15 August 8, 2008
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