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Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!
"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."
by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008
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Coneing

The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!
Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!
by Bizzcrew November 4, 2009
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Coning

The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.
Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.
by Marteeny July 11, 2007
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The Continental

Taking a girl or guy out on a first date that consists of multiple locations, all relative to a different country. An example would be; dinner at a Thai resturant, an Imax movie about Penguins in Antarctica, then Drinks at an Irish Pub.
by BevBoy September 23, 2005
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To Be Continued

I AM GONNA KILL YOU! *pushes off train* TO BE CONTINUED
by TheManInTime May 31, 2017
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Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.
by theCTrain July 7, 2011
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conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.
The joint was running low so we started conking it.
by Josh.Reed28 January 30, 2010
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