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covid-19 at a nickelback concert

People show up like COVID-19 at a Nickelback concert!
by LoneStar42 May 21, 2020
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concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010
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concord

The capitol of NH , people call it a city but its more a large town or just a hick city
city where the hicks all go to shop
by lookDudeImAnN June 28, 2004
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concerta high

when u pop,snort,or smoke concerta and after it kicks in u get really happy and laugh alot and say alot of bull-shit. ITS SO FUKIN FUN!!!!
bith-face: dude, whys he laughing so much.
cock-head: dude hes just got a concerta high.
bitchface:shweet, give me some.
by concertahigher April 12, 2009
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Concert Resume

n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
by ke1v3y May 23, 2010
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Concord, MA

A town full of preppy assholes who all think they are über cool but usually are just overly enthusiastic and goody-two-shoeses.
mom: Aren't you excited to start high school at concord carlisle high school?

actual cool kid: hell no those concord, MA kids are such teacher's-pets




ex. 2:

Concord Kid: OMG lets have a party!
Other one: OMG YEAH WE CAN HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
Other other one: PURPLE MONKEYS AW!!
All: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wtfisedgy December 31, 2008
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Concert Rules

Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True fact is that everyone has broken one of these rules

1) Never wear the shirt of any band that is playing that night whether it be there current band or any of the members old band.

2) Always wear DEODERANT!

3) Girls never dance unless your willing to get hurt.

4) If your under 12 do not attent.

5) Wear your belt tight. No one wants to see your chonies

6) Do not sing the harmonies with the PA system between band sets.

7) Do not bring your parents.

8) Do not talk to the bands while they are setting up. You have enough time after the show to do so. They are not going anywhere.

9)Do not sing louder then the band

10) TEACH THESE RULES TO YOUR FELLOW SHOW BUDDIES!
(Kid is wearing an Underoath shirt to an Underoath show!)
You:"Dude! You are breaking Concert Rule #1!"

Kid: I didnt know there was such thing as concert rules!
by Builiards over Broadway December 18, 2008
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