Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.

Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.

by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017

The Comet

In order to correctly perform the sex move "The Comet", participants have to engage in sex on a balcony above a pool. The male partner has to convince his female partner that it would be really sexy to have gasoline all over her body, and during orgasm, he proceeds to light the gasoline (and subsequentally her body) on fire and push her off the balcony into the pool, making her look like a comet on the way down.

"There he goes, pulling The Comet" Brandon said, just as Will's partner hit the water.

by Person 37 July 25, 2008

Cometrumpence

The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.

If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!

by doc brown July 20, 2016

COMPETISHUN

THE BEST IIT-JEE COACHING WITH NO INTENT OF BUSINESS.PROVIDES FREE CONTENT FOR JEE,NEET AND OLYMPIADS.

HEY, YOU ARE ENROLLED IN COMPETISHUN?

by tribal chief July 2, 2021

bloody comet

when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.

Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!

by wowser77 October 4, 2009

Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)

Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .

by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015

Cloud Chasing Competitions

Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.

My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.

by longislandguy94 May 25, 2016