Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
Get the Colton Philipsmug. Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.
"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021
Get the Coltonmug. A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
Wow, you have a colton in your pants!
by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. a cheerleader, a guy that broke a hammock, a guy that found a firefly in his shirt, he went to sleepaway camp and made one friend and he asked for his number and he gave him the wrong number, and his led lights were flashing rainbow
by coltonhater123 June 19, 2025
Get the colton schiavonemug. Colton is a very sweet, cute, and he is so loyal, if someone ever Lost him they would go into a trance of depression without him. If I were to never get to have my first kiss without him I would never trust myself. He is the best person on earth and I love him more than anything. He is like a king in some Eyes. He is my best friend but more than a friend my lover.
by hufflepuffsandmarshmollows January 4, 2021
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