Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

Vehicular cock block by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

DVR Cock Block 

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

DVR Cock Block by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

lard cock-block by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

Self cock block by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

show cock then block 

When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance

Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.

show cock then block by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020

Un-cock-a-block-able 

The inability to be cock blocked. Adj.

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.

Un-cock-a-block-able by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009

cock n block 

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone

ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.

cock n block by linkø January 31, 2020