The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.
Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."
Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"
Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)
Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"
Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)
by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2009
Get the smug cloud mug.When someone is smoking "purple" marijuana, they're said to be blowing out "purple smoke" aka "purple clouds".
Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.
Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.
by dgad87 July 13, 2012
Get the Purple Clouds mug.When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
by MK9903 April 14, 2012
Get the Cum cloud mug.While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
by Goofnut December 11, 2017
Get the White Cloud mug.When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.
by Ang8300 December 11, 2016
Get the Bang cloud mug.When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
Get the Spitting Cloud mug."Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010
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