An illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. The high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.
by Deadly Muffinz October 8, 2004
Get the space closetmug. by denab818 June 8, 2016
Get the Collapsing Closetmug. (n.)
The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.
The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.
by hollywoodundead!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 June 20, 2011
Get the closet jengamug. A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.
Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat February 6, 2020
Get the Closeted Whoremug. by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017
Get the closet jealousmug. Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012
Get the Floor Closetmug. by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007
Get the rain closetmug.