death clock

The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

I figured out when I will die on a death clock.

by LostInLife September 27, 2005

Clock Spider

Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it

1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.

by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003

clock work

to be money making all the time...

"get on the grind like clock work"

by munkz April 30, 2006

clock crew

Clock crew is a group of flash artists that originated from newgrounds. The "leader" of the clock crew is Strawberryclock, but has been inactive for a while, the current head of the clock crew is Leekclock

did you see the new flash by the clock crew?
yeah, it freaking rocked!!!

by Malteseclock November 10, 2005

clock spider

the legendary clock spider, ninth leg is said to be what all religions worship, after it was severed from an epic battle with limecat. the clock spider and limecat then allied themselves to kill eternal ferret. May clock spider live forever

that is the one and only clock spider

by completely random December 13, 2008

The Big Clock

When you are working on overtime and not straight time.

Employee #1 : Man, I can't believe I got to work eight hours today.

Employee #2 : It don't bother me cause I'm on the big clock.

by Uncle Dewey December 9, 2008

Clock Sucker

Any person or persons afflicted with annoying or poor time management skills. Afflictions can include being chronically late, waking too early or late or obsessively checking the time on one's time piece.

Ali continues to wake up every night at 3:33 a.m. Instead of being supportive her friends just holler "CLOCK SUCKER"!

by geckypibb September 1, 2010