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cleansed suicide

suicide which is clean and quick to perform. cleaning your gun then "accidentely" pulling the trigger is one form of cleansed suicide, which was invented by some aussie private. that was the end of him. it is also when you use a limited resource of material availiable to perform a cleansed suicide. hanging yourself with a tie is one of them while in the office.
some dude#1: dude my wife just left me and someone taped over my favourite episode of 3rd rock from the sun..

some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?

some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
* picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat*

some dude #1 : *gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..*

some dude #2: RIFK cleansed suicide..
by HITMANHRT May 19, 2006
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cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch
Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.
by Dts_Man January 19, 2011
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Dallas Cleaner

For a guy to use Summers Eve as a butt douche and squirt the used contents in a dog bowl. Then demand thier lover lap up the douche.
Pete: I performed a Dallas Cleaner last night and now my turd chuannel is as clean as a whislte

Bob: where did you get the summers eve?
by BobDaily3 August 22, 2009
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weiner cleaner

When you stick poop up your urethral opening and have a girl suck it out, and then gurgles it and spits it up your ass hole.
Phyllis: "Dude Freckles gave me a weiner cleaner last night."
Friend: "Lucky thats one good bitch."
by woner 24/7 July 3, 2011
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Pipe Cleaner

This is where a dude would take sever pieces of gum and put them in his mouth at one time and chew for approx 5 min. then he takes the gum out of his mouth and puts it on the girls asshole and fuckes her with the gum on the end of his dick.
I gave a girl a pipe cleaner last night and she loved it, her farts smelled like peppermint when I was finished.
by JUCY-J April 4, 2010
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Canker Cleaner

After recieving a B.O Job, you take your salty/sweaty dick and stick it into the girls mouth. This move cannot be done unless first recieving a B.O Job.
Me: Man, my girl was complaing about a having a canker, so i did her a favour, and cleaned that fucker!

Friends: Thats gnarly bro, your the first person i know who has given a Canker Cleaner!
by Johnyboy Sexton February 4, 2009
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British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.
Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner
by Rhett Patre March 14, 2011
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