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Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)
After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
by ICKYZ July 17, 2004
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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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Bethel Church

A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."

"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
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Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.
When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.
by unXXown June 21, 2023
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church on the move

When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
what's that? Oh shit the cops!! Church on the move!!
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
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Church Freak

Any person not knowings anything but going to church, attending church events and programs, singing churchy songs, dressing like yuppies, never doing anything wrong (according to the Bible) and don't want anything to do with those not of their same belief. They only go on mission trips that go to other Christian areas and with other churches that have the same belief system.
A church on 9600 E. Mill Plain Blvd., Vancouver, WA 98664...where there's huge number full of church freaks who know nothing else but going to church, attending churchy events and shunning those that don't agree with their ideas.
by Dave The Symphony May 19, 2011
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Playboy a church

Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010
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