a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.
by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007
Get the chump puttymug. This silly chump somehow became the 45th president of USA; he has also been called ‘Cheeto’ due to his ?natural skin tone being ORANGE. Twice impeached, he served a single term before voters legitimately removed him. He gathered his minichumps & enablers and finished out his last days with a treasonous insurrection on Jan 6th, 2021.
The ‘Cheddar Chump’ now resides at Mar a Largo in a golf resort clubhouse he calls the ‘southern White House’.
by Modman23 October 14, 2022
Get the the ‘cheddar chump’mug. 
a mf with no bitches and doesn’t know what they’re doing
by eddie2pup August 1, 2022
Get the Chumpmug. 
Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Get the Cougar chumpmug. Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.
Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?
Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
by Sigabiz December 26, 2014
Get the Chumpmug.