Chump

Man who buys yeezy pods

Oh man i got the new Yeezy pods

Damn, your a chump

by AMooseMuuse December 14, 2023

Chump

A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).

The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!

by Sardon January 2, 2022

Chump

Chump is everything. He is the godly figure in the religion Clitorism. Yup. Real women vote for chump. <3

- Live, laugh, Chump.
- Chump is so hot.
- I wish I could meet my donny, Chump.

by chumplover2121 October 20, 2020

Chump

A person who wears makeup

“Gregs a chump.”

by Monkeybutt65 August 23, 2022

chump bustin

1. The act of unexpectedly jumping on the back of a random stranger, riding them like a rodeo bull.
2. Riding up on a fool and dropping him for disrespecting.

1. We are going chump bustin.

by tsnk June 7, 2011

Chump's Quote

The act of getting a car quote only because you wanted to flirt with the salesman.

Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015